Eminem (recording artist)
Dez MOFO's no der ComPuter Stuff!!!
I was writin da lyrics to my latest hit "sing for the moment"...You know the tune i ripped off from Aerosmith's "Dream on"???...Anyway my damn hard drive crapped out on me...and for the love of god...i could not remember what i just typed....go figure....sow's like I call my homey at computers direct and like de...i mean "they" run dis program that remembers what happened before my hard drive went bonkers ...or some sh*t like dat...and damn...my lyrics were back in my head (actually my new hard drive)
Major Props to my boyz at Computers Direct...Not Ja ...but De RULE!!!!


Simon from "American Idol"
Most of our "idol's to be" or "wanna bees" should be as dedicated to their craft as the folks at Computer's Direct...When i need info on downloading "Real" talent..not the crap i watch every night...I call on Computers Direct!!!


Tony Soprano (Dont ask)
Hey..Let me tell you somtin bout Computers Direct.....De...I mean they've been round da block for quit som time.....I've got nutin but respect for dos guyz..De know their sh**........If Dr. Melfi's PC goes down.....No problem....Ba..da..bing....Computers Direct will fix it.......No Problem....The family loves um!!!


Roger Moore (non fiction movie maker?)
OK...I blu my Acadamy award speech.. i really should have used Computers Direct's idiot proof "Speach software"...it'll never happen again....


Dixie Chicks
We so wish we conferred with those boys at Computers Direct before we made our "dumb" statement redarding Governor.....we mean President Bush.....if only there was a "go back" feature in our brain....wez be sellin more records!!!


Forest Gump (Famous philosipher)
Computers are like a box of chocolate...Ya neva know what ya gonna get!!!
And thats all i have to say bout that!!!


Billy Crystal
thank god for those wizards at Computers Direct & CGI..if it werent for them i'd be doing stand up in the Catskills right about now
(Billy Crystal portrayed a monster in "Monsters inc")
"Watch for Monsters inc II "City Slickers vs. monster's inc"...coming to a theatre near you!


Stephen King (Writes books)
These guys scare the shit out of me!


Christina Aguilera
...I am beautiful ...no matter waht they say....SDRAM cant bring me down...........You are beautiful in every single way....DDR RAM prices are going down!!!


Kid Rock (Muscian?)
Balls to da balls...dang dang...digga digga.. .. Computers Direct Rock..just dont drop da boggie..
Shut up...i know i dont make no sence....dont matter do it cause Pam Anderson wakes up and seez my ugly face in da mornin.....


Avril Lavigne
I love those guyz at Computer's Direct...When it comes to upgrading my PC...They Kick A**!!!!!


The Dell guy
Yo dude....Listen....I just said all those good things bout dell cause they paid me so much $$...
Dude...Computer's Direct smoke's ...ummm...does rings around those other guys!!! Buy the way...are you looking for any help???


Saddam Hussein
I vish to say....(KA-BOOM)...never mind


Frank Abagnale jr (retired "wealthy"con man)
Here's something not told in the movie:It was Computers Direct software that helped me launch my check writing abilities..matter of fact..it was Pete that i coined the phrase: Catch me if you can!!...LOL


J LO (make believe singer/actress)
It was Computers Direct that i went to for all my video cut-outs..Ya know...a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do for thse close ups...i never realized that song "she's got big butt" could be so real to me...Thanks to the wonders of Computers Direct...You'll never see how big it is!!!
Ben prefers it that way anyway!!!


Steve Case (former CEO of AOL)
I ’ve been watching this company over the last few years and am Impressed by their ability to reinvent themselves as this industry changes everyday. If only my former company had that same ability as Computers Direct.. Ted Turner & I wouldn’t be on the unemployment line…


Fred Durst (Rocker)
Perhaps if I upgraded my PC like Computers Direct 1st told me…My bizkit wouldn’t be so limp?

Ozzy Osbourne
”Sharon told me the kidz get all their hardware at Computers Direct…..it must be nice being me kidz spending all me money…..tell me …is there a way to reformat me brain?….ain’t much left of it…ever since I ate that bat..notin’s been the same…

50 Cents (rapper)
Da boyz at Computer’s Direct are developin a program to double my vocabulary..
Dis way I’ll sell mo records & stuff….Dis time next year you can call me .99 cents….or 1 buck!!!

Homer Simpson (part time CEO of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant)
One might find it hard juggling roles of husband, father, safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, bowler, astronaut, small business owner …But not me…It is with great respect that I must honor the 2 companies that have made life for me what it is today….”A cartoon”….
Computers Direct:
for their ability to remove the klez virus from Mr. Burn’s Primary Nuke 1 server…little did he know it became infected while I was working the late shift and decided to download Christina Aguilera’s “Dirty” video….thank god I remembered Bart works part time at Computers Direct and he grabbed a copy of Norton NAV and DOOOOOW went the virus…
oooh and the 2nd company…… Duff Beer company…because of the fine product they supply season after season!

Sarah Michelle Gellar (former Vampire Slayer)
Now that the show is over I can finally say thanks to the guys at Computer’s Direct for pointing my career in the right direction…Watch for me in my “comeback” role movie of the year…. “Scooby Do II”

Austin Powers (secret Agent)
When I needed to create a computer powerful enough to destroy Goldmember’s evil empire..I called on Computers Direct to customize such a machine.. We called it “The Tower of Terror Shaggassy” they’ve since shortened the name and began reselling it..
Minnie me & I are currently seeking legal council for trademark patent infringements against them…it appears Dr. Evil has put a spell on them…

Shrek: (Cartoon Character)
OK so my creator inked a deal to promote a rival PC maker (HP)
I am hear to tell you..when I go home after a ruff day playing with a wise ass donkey…I boot up my “Custom built” Computer’s Direct PC..It’s got the latest video card out there (ATI Radeon 9700) and a board that can handle anything that’s coming out in the future…and they don’t charge for upgrades…..Find that in an HP unit and this big green Ogre will will start pitching for Victoria’s Secret!! Actually I’ve downloaded a few Pix of Lord Farquaad that might lead one to believe he’s go a secret!